Crozy Crony Cafe
Welcome to Cozy Crony Cafe!
Menu
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APPETIZERS AND SIDES
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The Moreland Commish Knish $20,000
It's delish! (but when half-finished we take it away!)
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Deviled Eggstortion $21,000
Served spicy with our Buffalo-Billion sauce!
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Greased palms (fronds) $28,500
Delightfully lubricates the digestive track and your wallet!
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Nepotism Nachos $32,000
Served family style!
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Fraud Fries $19,000
You’ll be taken with these!
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ENTREES -
Unlimited Pork $3,000,000
Bring home the bacon for your constituents! Served with Fraud fries.
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Silver Million-Dollar Pancakes $1,300,000
Wonderfully rich, but no sharing!
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New York Style Ziti $2,700,000
Or find your own code name for $$$
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Oysters on the Overseas Half Shell-Company $17,000,000
Served just as you like it -- "out of sight!"
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“Where’s the Beef” Burger! $2,900,000
Get 50% less than you expected! Perfect for dieters! Served with Fraud fries!
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BEVERAGES -
Slush Fund Slushie $800,000
We request cash payment (small bills only) for this item!
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Eliot Spitzer Spritzer $900,000
Refreshingly bracing, with a dash of bitters and two dashes of dashed hopes!
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DESSERTS -
Bharara split $1,200,000
If you want decadence, experience this chilling sensation!
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Donut plead the fifth $820,000
This will get you talking!
